Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

[Beelz] I am complete! 

[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz] 
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
I am complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB] 
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You muthafucka'!
We challenge you, to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.

[Beelz] Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent...

[Beelz] And what if *I* win?

[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell...

[KG] What?
[JB] Trust me Kage, its the only way.
[KG] What are you talking about?

[JB] ...To be your little bitch. 

[Beelz]
Fine! 
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

I'm the devil I love metal!

Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!

I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock-off challenge I've lost!

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

[JB] No! Come on Kage, bring the thundahh
[KG] There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
[JB] Listen to me.
[KG] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
[JB] Damn-it Kage! 
He 'gonna make you his sex slave, you're 'gonna gargle mayonnaise!-
[KG] No...
[JB] -Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
[KG] Dude, we've been through so much shit...
[JB] Deactivate the lasers with my dick!
[BOTH] Now its time to blow this fucker down!

[JB] C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down.
[KG] I hear you Jabels's, now it's time to blow doors down!
[JB] Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take it up brown town!

[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down!
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down!
[KG] Oh, We'll pile drive ya, it's time for the smack down!

[JB] Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!

You hold the scepter,
We hold the key!
You are the devil,
We are the D!

We are the D![13x]
We are the D!!

[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me!
Taste my lightning, fuckers! 

[JB] No!

[Beelz]
Ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!

[JB] From once you came, you shall remain,
until you can,complete the game!

[Beelz]
Nooooooo! 
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you, Tenacious D!

Just For Fun :)
xde kaitan antara hidup dan mati...

seperti kita maklum....keputusan pmr telah keluar pada pagi tadi...tahniah diucapkan kepada yang mendapat 8A....yang x dpt tue chill sudah la...sudah takdir kan..tetapi..ak heran la dengan seseorang yang bernama STALKAA....pelik la...apa la benda yang dia x puas ati ngan pelajar SBP...mengarut betul...dia pikir dia bagus...seperti nak kata dia la perfect person in da world....dia pikir dia tu tuhan??? kutuk orang sesuka ati...tuhan lagi murka ngan perbuatan ko yg x sayang mulut.....wei STALKAA....pikir jauh la....tgk masa depan ko....xkn selamat kalo ko teruskan.....ko hanya pikir satu benda je...setiap perbuatan ko akan dibalas...ingat!!! DIBALAS!!!!

Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?

Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.

Peter: What?

Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.

Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?

Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.

Peter/Lois: Argh!

Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...

Peter: Argh!

Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.

Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.

anyway, siapa kah STALKAA yang bermulut lahanat ni, takkan orang taknak tau kot. fikir sikit, dia cemar maruah kita n sekolah korang. korang tak rasa si STALKAA ni ada kaitan ngan korang ke. cmon la dia tau banyak pasal kite. baca la blog die. aku rasa marah dan geram tapi nak wat cmne. so apa macam kita ikhtiar cari sampai jumpa si LANCAU ni. kita face to face ngan dia. guna cara lama one to one. baru gentle brader. renung-renung kan lah.

ps: btw simpati kepada dinie zubir. aku support kau